Main Event Winner

Congratulations to my good friend LL J.G. (Ladies Love J G) for winning a $100+10 tournament on Pacific Poker and winning a seat at the WSOP Main Event (plus 4K in spending money). I am really jealous. I’ve won two seats in satellite events, but haven’t even come close in a main event tournament (not that I have played too many). And now, my stupid bank won’t allow deposits into poker sites.
I feel a sick day coming on and playing tourneys all day to join my friend!

Update:
Yes, this is the same JG who knocked me out two tournaments ago, and yes I knocked him out at the last tournament on the way to the win. Yes, I am still bitter.